My 23rd Birthday

2 shots of Absolute, 2 shots of Goldschlaugher, 2 shots of patron café, 3 beers , 3 glasses of Soco Lime Bar tab of $500, your boss joining you for drinks as his head gets massage from some drunk chick, Me motor boating some random chick, Meida grinding on some chick, Me eye fucking everything that has tits besides carlos of course, Carlos being so drunk that he whips his dick out pees on some guys jacket while standing at the bar then being banish from Hells Kitchen= one priceless 23rd Birthday