How I broke my car window

So I locked my damn keys in the car and so wut do i do I get a damn wire hanger n a butter knife to open it sounds reasonable right. Well I break my damn car window got ma keys though

Shaun snd Abe's first beer pong game

So Abe n Shaun begin their conquest of the beer pong tables and they started out rough as Abe never played and was still sober for the moment. Then as he began to pound down each cup for Shaun was the DD and he couldn't drink so Abe had too for the both of them. Abe downed more and more slowly turning into the monster that we all know him to be but yet nothing NOTHING could stop his burning desire for the W the victory at the game. The first win came slow the second a little faster and then it was time for the trifecta. Could this man child finish it and go for the hat trick. Shaun made the first cup Abe the next three and just as the rain man of beer pong was about to take his next shot a slow rumbling began and then Abe projectile vomited into Shaun's face trying to cover his mouth but it was too late Shaun was in ruins and I was hysterically laughing

Past Couple of Weeks

Abe gets drunks and dances nothing unusual about that however this time the man runs towards the wall and does a back flip and lands on his face gets up victoriously and then passes out for the remainder of the evening.

I got a promotion at my job making me feel like a million bucks. Customer walks in begins to unbutton his pants so I might be able to determine what kind they are.

I have dinner at Rob's house where Shaun makes an ass out of himself by txtin something fucking crazy to Rob's phone.

I gave Mu a mild concussion resulting in a new bet that asks the question which one of us will be injured first at the next football game?

I finally contacted the police department concerning my suspended licence which was suspended in September I only drive to work. So I have 10 tickets and owe like a G

Blades of glory was great.

Whats in stored: Tommorw I'm going to a party in New Brunswick, Next week is Mu's B Day, and I need to pay off my tickets.

Mu takes a walk

So Mu comes picks me up today when i noticed he had an ace bandage on his hand n wrist n im like wut the fuck happen to u. So he tells me how he went out to the neighbors house to borrow some sugar at 1am and was accosted by two gentlemen then one of them calls mu a fag and he saids come down here n say to ma face and then one of them actually does and wut does crazy ass mustamirr do HEADBUTTS him ma god ma god.... So the guys friends comes and chops mu in the back of the neck. Mu using quick like reflects takes the guys arm and flips him over. Now the headbutt guy gets up and mu rams his head into the side of a car. Then Mu squares up and fights the other dude. Now this be a lesson to pple dont fuck with a man walking around at 1am for no reason.

Abe and the stained pants

So Abe comes into work wearing his usual bum clothes however this time around theres a white substance on his pants and thus begins another tale in our nonstop Abe saga. So Abe begins to tell us how he needed to get a quickie in before work and did not realize that some of the aftermath of his extracurricular activity had gotten on his pants. So were pretty much like Abe you jerked off and nutted on ur own pants and still decided to wear them to work. His reply, "yes!" We instantly said u sick motherfucker. God dammint Abe u crazy sack of shit.

Drunk Monopoly

So I had a rough week and decided the best way to finish it off was by having a gathering of friends and playing some drunk monopoly. It was one of the funniest shit talkin games ive played in a while. And of course by hr 3 we were all tired and gave up good times good times. Everyone deserves to play a drunk game of monopoly.

Liar Liar Pants on Fire

Ok ok so I get bored very easily and when I'm bored I'm game for anything. One particular night me and mu decide lets go play pool as normal but lets see if Shaun wants to come. So I know he was working that night and i figure we go see if hes down before we head out. So he tells us hes going to his grandparents house and etc etc. Well I figure hes lying because Shaun lies to us for no reason. So anyway i say lets fucking follow him as he leaves. So of course Mu going against his better judgement says OK. So we wait by his car and then mu realizes he running out of gas and the fuel light comes on so just as we pull out we see Shaun and his mistress come out of the mall (LIE 1). So we get to the gas station and we figure that Shaun drives slow as shit verses mus nascar racing road crazy style that we could catch up to him. So i txt him pool hall and then he eventually calls me saying hes game and hes at the dnd at market so me and mu race over there bam we see his mistress n his car waiting. So then we tail him so more til he parks somewhere in the iron bound to begin to do ungodly things. Long story short Shaun Swore that all he did was drop her off and head home. (LIE 2) Why lie when ur friend is crazy and he wud do stupid shit like follow u out of boredom.