Abe and the stained pants

So Abe comes into work wearing his usual bum clothes however this time around theres a white substance on his pants and thus begins another tale in our nonstop Abe saga. So Abe begins to tell us how he needed to get a quickie in before work and did not realize that some of the aftermath of his extracurricular activity had gotten on his pants. So were pretty much like Abe you jerked off and nutted on ur own pants and still decided to wear them to work. His reply, "yes!" We instantly said u sick motherfucker. God dammint Abe u crazy sack of shit.