Abe and his Plastic Vagina

Abe has a plastic vagina
Abe had sex with said vagina
Abe wore a condom to have sex with said vagina
Abe said, said vagina was too tight
Abe has an idea
Abe places a stick of deodorant in said vagina
Abe thinks it shall loosen said vagina
Abe had sex with said vagina with stick of deodorant inside
Abe is currently selling a slightly used plastic vagina
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Abe also put his thumb up his ass for no apparent reason thats another story though

Good times

All right so most people who know me also know of my sexual exploits.
One of these exploits happen to be with a former boss of mine who is also a lesibian.
So I lost contact with her and figure ehh wutever. That is until one fateful night she ims me out of no where and invites me out drinkin at one of her friends house. Im game pretty assured in my mind that sex was going to ensue that night. We pick up one of her friends gay guy who also happens to be a certified minister in the state of NJ. Yeah how random right. So anways we end up going to this chicks house whos apparently a nanny watching two young girls 14 n 15 whos bodies looked a little older then that. After a beer run and getting sauced up for about an hr we were all nice and in search of a good time so we all started dancing. Yes Yes i danced with one of the young ladies....dont judge me she had a nice ass and btw it was just a dance. Ne who we were all getting tired and decided it was time to call it a night. This is when i proceeded to convince my former boss that we needed to have sex again at my house and she quickly agreed. Good times it was a great random monday.

St Pattys Day

So we went to the Absinthe spot in Newark and drop like 150 bucks on a slew of random drinks. Abe of course had the most and did not spot there he only begun. Everyone took a shot an Absithe and then another cept me Im too old for this shit I had one and a skunky sam. Then everyone else decided to get car bombs and abe decides to get 3 shots of goldslaghter and a long island ice tea and then his car bomb. So were like lets go bar hoppin fuck it. We end up at the next spot this fuckin crazy irish spot where they look like they lynch black people we all decide to have a car bomb even i join in at this place of course to out do us abe decides to get another. Yeah I kno abe is a monster. So were like this place is lame lets go to this bar me shaun and meida hit up which is Hells Kitchen. Who do we run into but Angela and her crew which was very random. So of course we start getting crazy drunk carlos in true CS fashion is givin shots of patron and tequila to whoever wants it. He even orders two flight attendant drinks and starts cozying up to them. Abe is continuin his drunken binge and orders like 2 more car bombs and downs them. It is at this point abe is pretty drunk so what does he do he gets up starts dancing on a pole and at my urgin he takes his shirt off and begins to give one the flight attendants a lap dance. There loving it. Shaun decides to help los wingman and cudnt handle the copius amounts of alcohol being given to him so he passes out at the table. At this point its time to call it a night and hit the road we drunkenly load up into los car and then depart on our separate ways. It was an interesting nite to say the least not a true CS drunken extravaganza but a good night as well.

First Day In Cali

So I been planning on going to see Ortega for a while now and finally this year I was able to make it happen.
He lives out on the west coast in LA. Which happens to be 2 and half hrs or 3 hrs away from TJ Mexico. So as soon as i landed he picked me up and we made moves. So we hop on the ghetto greyhound aka Fronteras Del Norte think of riding a short bus for that very 3 hrs. So naturally of course I pop 2 Tylenol pms and pass out. So next thing i kno where at the border. The Mexican border is shady sketchy and everything i expect from it.
We make our way in no one stops or checks us of course and and Mike takes me on for this ten minute walk to where the action is. On this small journey I see starving children street performers and all kinds of things you would expect to see on a Mexican side street. The first kid comes out of no where and hes like hey you while juggling 6 bean bags finishing his act by catching one on his neck. We quickly walk past. Then Mike takes me across this dark ass bridge where i am more then certain we are going to get robbed luckily we don't. We finally make it to Revoultion Ave which is like i guess broadway ny instead of theater shows there strip clubs and instead of hot dog vendors theres taco stands and the blasting of American hip hop music.
Mike first takes me down the street we are just looking at various places. Looking for a place to eat a taco or have a beer before we start the night. After a while he decides to show me the north area aka the red light district of mexico.
I will keep saying this to describe this part of TJ mexico... they call Las Vegas sin city well clearly whoever said that never been to Tijuana. The streets paved with the most beautiful mexican women your money could buy. These werent your scummy american hookers theres were beautiful women of all shapes and colors. Strip clubs galore and of coure the federalis were watching everyones every move. ........To be continued......

My hs personal statement for your enjoyment

I walked into the hospital and realized this would be the last time I would see my father in this world. I went into the room and approached his bed staring at his near death eyes. I took a deep breath and began to convey something that I have been waiting to say since I was younger. I looked down and began, “You were never there for me. It hurts to know that I grew up without knowing who you were. I think that is why you are laying there, suffering. I am one hell of a son and all I needed was one hell of a father, I’m sorry it had to be this way.”

I have been an adult all my life. I have taken care of myself and struggled through everyday problems. I juggled work, school and have had to provide for myself. I have carried the emotional burdens of my family and the economic responsibilities of my grandmother and my mother. This is an aspect of me is unknown to many people. Most people see the fun loving, silly Anthony. That is another part of me. Some have come to know a combination of the two. I believe I should tell you who the real Anthony is.

I am a person who lives life to the fullest. I have done things in my life that most teenagers cannot say they have. I have received a scholarship to attend college courses with a John Hopkins Program at the age of 16. I have worked four different jobs and each job has brought new experiences. An example of this is the department store Haggar. I had the opportunity to become a manager but I chose to focus on school instead. In grade school my grades were impeccable. This changed in high school dramatically. I did not feel like pursuing school. High school was a step on the ladder of life that I wanted to skip. I felt like this for most of my high school years. My desire for change, personal growth and giving to my city has steered me in the new direction of political activism and community service.

During the spring of 2003 three students and I were fed up with the condition of our building. This is when my view on high school changed. The students and I planned and lead a walk out of the student body to protest these conditions. As a leader of the walkout, I gave three speeches to boost morale among the students. I have never received a greater rush than when I saw the passion come over the students from my words. It was at this exact moment that I had the realization; I wanted to go into a life of politics.

Since that day I have wanted to change the way of life for the citizens of Newark. I want to be apart of the guiding force to propel the city of Newark into an era of greatness. I have led my life making good and bad choices. Attending Rutgers is making one step in the right direction. Rutgers has the atmosphere and high quality of education that would be beneficial to my higher learning and my future endeavors.

Ant’s 22nd B day Celebration

So I didn’t want to do anything for my bday I just wanted to stay in and sleep but of course my life doesn’t work that way. So Ryan and Tahri decide to show up and take me out to Fridays to eat drink what have you. So after 4 winter lagers I’m pretty drunk and Carlos and Shaun show up and say lets go to the Go Go.

At the Go Go we have this intense drunken scandalous evening such a good time. The dancer name Rosa who turn out to be a grandmother who was fuckin touchin my man tits and jerkin me off as im slapping her ass and shes telling me how big her pussy lips and I lick her face I became the epitome of scummiest. It was great. At the height of the nastiness and raunchiness we decide to leave being for monetary reasons.

As were driving around we see a car and abe has the brilliant idea of fucking the car up. So we leave and go to a bar. Abe comes running back saying people were there so he cudnt do it. Meanwhile in the bar Abe gets 151 and goldslagher . We find out he has a bottle of absinthe and we all take shots. Abe gos back for round 2 takes hes shoe off and starts scuffin the shit out of the car window trying to break it. Doesn’t work at alllll. My friend tells me all she heard was laughing hahaha then DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE ..The next day we found out wasn’t the persons car we thought it was.

Mc Swiggins Round 2

All in all it was a great night depsite the crazy moments in it.

So I confess a great error on my part. I let one of the associates drink on his break to begin our night of drunken debaury.

After work we headed to McSwiggins our new favorite drinkin spot in hoboken.
Carlos and the beautiful id manage to work a high point in any pre21 persons life to actually get into a bar and manage to get drinks.

So we all get completely hammer and just had a pretty good time. Thers a lot of details IM leaving out but i figure a semi update is better then having this black for a whole two months.