So the last party was kinda of a disappointment but as unusual there were plenty of high points mixed in with a bunch of crazy random shit.
1. Carlos took five shots of Bacardi to the face after he had been heavily drinking, At which point Abe challenge him to a game of Edward 40 hands. Carlos in between consciousness was able to kill one bottle before vomiting.
2. Abe started to puke at the same time however began to vomit on Carlos's head which he stated, " I thought I could puke through him!" Abe is a monster when he is sober and he is a monster with personality when drunk.
Abe (to random guy): Hey whats your name?
Random guy (begins to speak)
Abe: It doesn't fucking matter what your name is, I'm Abe Lee bitch!
3. 2 Drunken Couples decided it would be a good idea to take a shower together. In which I opened the door to catch a chick in her bra and panties and the other couple making out good times i guess?
4. Carlos passed out under some table got up and decided he needed to pee on the wall for a min and a half then hug the TV then pass out on some speaker which pretty much sums up his life in a nutshell.
5. We all enjoy listening to people have sex.
6. Shaun drunk dial our boss left him a voicemail calling him an asshole.
7. Carlos makes the list again... After watching the bathroom escapde we return the living room where Carlos has his pants down to his ankles and Eddie is telling us to remain silent so Carlos could make his point. Turns out later all Eddie said to Carlos is that his point would sound better if his pants where off Carlos agreed and took his pants off.
Oh what a nite......
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Saturday, June 2, 2007
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Hotpocket of Death
SO everyone knows Im not the nicest of people and I typically hate anything that opens its mouth.
-I abandon Abe because he tooked too long to come outside once.
-Ive choked him once because he made one fat joke too many although he said a little bit of semen came out pretty nasty.
-I mock him constantly for his crazy actions.
-I talk about how I would have sex with his sister and then tell him about it.
-I occasionally call his mom a whore but he does too so ehhh.
-New people that we meet we immediately tell them about Abe and the crazy shit he does so they have an informed opinion about him.
-I ate his lunch once
So as payback Abe licked my Hot Pocket without me knowing and then watched me eat it.
That is all.
-I abandon Abe because he tooked too long to come outside once.
-Ive choked him once because he made one fat joke too many although he said a little bit of semen came out pretty nasty.
-I mock him constantly for his crazy actions.
-I talk about how I would have sex with his sister and then tell him about it.
-I occasionally call his mom a whore but he does too so ehhh.
-New people that we meet we immediately tell them about Abe and the crazy shit he does so they have an informed opinion about him.
-I ate his lunch once
So as payback Abe licked my Hot Pocket without me knowing and then watched me eat it.
That is all.
Sunday, May 27, 2007
Once again Abe proves to be the craziest man on the planet
So Abe forgets his house keys and decides to wait for me at my house so he can sleep over. Being that I was out and about he ended up waiting 2 hrs which in the 2 hours he decided to chase stray cats talk to strangers on the hospital steps so forth and so on. Then after all of this he decides to break into his house through the basement window. Recently he also likes to take pictures of random women in the park haha.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Quick Recap
Almost been a month and some crazy shit has been happing.
I finally got caught by the heat which thank god for Newark Police she was too lazy to tow my car so she gave me 3 tickets and let me be on my merry way.
Abe is still crazy recently was caught video taping himself making cat noise in the back of the store. He also has pictures of coworkers and random girls from the bus on his phone. What a creepy bastard.
Shaun got a new whip rich bastard lol its a women's car but he loves it lol.
I'm slowly working on getting my licence back and I should have it by Friday hopefully if all goes as plan.
Me and Crystal had a little falling out over some stupid facebook note but were sorta talking again I guess whatever.
I got stood up I guess for a sorta date its a long story and deserves its own post.
I finally got caught by the heat which thank god for Newark Police she was too lazy to tow my car so she gave me 3 tickets and let me be on my merry way.
Abe is still crazy recently was caught video taping himself making cat noise in the back of the store. He also has pictures of coworkers and random girls from the bus on his phone. What a creepy bastard.
Shaun got a new whip rich bastard lol its a women's car but he loves it lol.
I'm slowly working on getting my licence back and I should have it by Friday hopefully if all goes as plan.
Me and Crystal had a little falling out over some stupid facebook note but were sorta talking again I guess whatever.
I got stood up I guess for a sorta date its a long story and deserves its own post.
Friday, April 20, 2007
How I broke my car window
So I locked my damn keys in the car and so wut do i do I get a damn wire hanger n a butter knife to open it sounds reasonable right. Well I break my damn car window got ma keys though
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