The Chronicles of Ant

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Hotpocket of Death

SO everyone knows Im not the nicest of people and I typically hate anything that opens its mouth.

-I abandon Abe because he tooked too long to come outside once.
-Ive choked him once because he made one fat joke too many although he said a little bit of semen came out pretty nasty.
-I mock him constantly for his crazy actions.
-I talk about how I would have sex with his sister and then tell him about it.
-I occasionally call his mom a whore but he does too so ehhh.
-New people that we meet we immediately tell them about Abe and the crazy shit he does so they have an informed opinion about him.
-I ate his lunch once

So as payback Abe licked my Hot Pocket without me knowing and then watched me eat it.
That is all.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Once again Abe proves to be the craziest man on the planet

So Abe forgets his house keys and decides to wait for me at my house so he can sleep over. Being that I was out and about he ended up waiting 2 hrs which in the 2 hours he decided to chase stray cats talk to strangers on the hospital steps so forth and so on. Then after all of this he decides to break into his house through the basement window. Recently he also likes to take pictures of random women in the park haha.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Quick Recap

Almost been a month and some crazy shit has been happing.

I finally got caught by the heat which thank god for Newark Police she was too lazy to tow my car so she gave me 3 tickets and let me be on my merry way.

Abe is still crazy recently was caught video taping himself making cat noise in the back of the store. He also has pictures of coworkers and random girls from the bus on his phone. What a creepy bastard.

Shaun got a new whip rich bastard lol its a women's car but he loves it lol.

I'm slowly working on getting my licence back and I should have it by Friday hopefully if all goes as plan.

Me and Crystal had a little falling out over some stupid facebook note but were sorta talking again I guess whatever.

I got stood up I guess for a sorta date its a long story and deserves its own post.

Friday, April 20, 2007

How I broke my car window

So I locked my damn keys in the car and so wut do i do I get a damn wire hanger n a butter knife to open it sounds reasonable right. Well I break my damn car window got ma keys though

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Shaun snd Abe's first beer pong game

So Abe n Shaun begin their conquest of the beer pong tables and they started out rough as Abe never played and was still sober for the moment. Then as he began to pound down each cup for Shaun was the DD and he couldn't drink so Abe had too for the both of them. Abe downed more and more slowly turning into the monster that we all know him to be but yet nothing NOTHING could stop his burning desire for the W the victory at the game. The first win came slow the second a little faster and then it was time for the trifecta. Could this man child finish it and go for the hat trick. Shaun made the first cup Abe the next three and just as the rain man of beer pong was about to take his next shot a slow rumbling began and then Abe projectile vomited into Shaun's face trying to cover his mouth but it was too late Shaun was in ruins and I was hysterically laughing

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Past Couple of Weeks

Abe gets drunks and dances nothing unusual about that however this time the man runs towards the wall and does a back flip and lands on his face gets up victoriously and then passes out for the remainder of the evening.

I got a promotion at my job making me feel like a million bucks. Customer walks in begins to unbutton his pants so I might be able to determine what kind they are.

I have dinner at Rob's house where Shaun makes an ass out of himself by txtin something fucking crazy to Rob's phone.

I gave Mu a mild concussion resulting in a new bet that asks the question which one of us will be injured first at the next football game?

I finally contacted the police department concerning my suspended licence which was suspended in September I only drive to work. So I have 10 tickets and owe like a G

Blades of glory was great.

Whats in stored: Tommorw I'm going to a party in New Brunswick, Next week is Mu's B Day, and I need to pay off my tickets.